With a satirical overtone I come to you tonight with concerns full of mockery about our great city of Desert Hot Springs.
This city has turned so bad that a good cop in the Spa City has abandoned his cruiser and is nowhere to be seen.
The police interceptor has been sitting in the same spot so long now that it has been covered in a film of dust and is gathering tumbleweed debris among it’s undercarriage.
I’m tempted to call the police to report the cruiser being abandoned in that spot but I’m afraid of another cruiser possibly being abandoned there too. Who knows maybe the second officer would be resigned to ditch his assigned ride due to the same causes that got the first one emptied.
What then? Call the President? He’s too busy Tweeting.
No, we have to talk about what we’re going to do.
Was it former Chief Dale Mondary’s car? Did he leave it there on his last day of work and he put the keys in the trunk in some sort of senior prank? Does the DHSPD not have a spare set of keys to the car and now they don’t know what to do about Mondary’s shenanigans?
Not likely.
My gut tells me that we have an abandoned cop car with no officer within sight of the car FOR DAYS AND DAYS NOW and the reasons are not good.
Oh great god of lampoon please help us figure this out. If you are not going to tell us what happened, at least send a mobile car wash team to shine the black and white back up.
Oh dear, pray for our city in this time of great strife and ask for help.
Or the car could was just put there to scare people into driving safer and all this worrying is for nothing. Have a nice evening DHS, I hope you got a laugh out of this one link because it’s a parody.
RJ
